Thought of the day

[3peanuts]

Every contact between a hetero man and a lesbian is a precious lesson: for him...

[Neophobic Man]

"MMMmmmm...lesbians..." THAT'S what hetero men think when they have contact with lesbians...lessons? WHAT lessons? [img]wink.gif[/img]

[erisesoteric]

*reads Jax's post*

*blinks*

*decides to sit back and wait for the beating crew to arrive*

[Ski]

*sits back with a beer*


now THIS is gonna get ugly.......

[Parker Girl]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
"MMMmmmm...lesbians..." THAT'S what hetero men think when they have contact with lesbians... [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Keep in mind, ths is coming from a "colors of the rainbow" household, but... I think this is what a lot of lesbians think when they come into contact with lesbains, too. Either that, or "I knew I should have bought stock in U-Haul!"

[erisesoteric]

Actually, I'm not entirely convinced that men think at all when they come into contact with ANY women, regardless of orientation.

*runs and hides*

[JaceSan]

I'm sure most men are thinking, "How can I get her into bed?" when they come into contact with a woman. If he knows she's a lesbian he's probably thinking, "How can I get her and her friends into bed?"

The video camera is usually an afterthought.

As far as superpowers gained from being bitten by a radioactive lesbian...

I'm guessing you'd become a more cunning linguist.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 12, 2002 09:15 PM: Message edited by: JaceSan ]</font>

[GhostTyphon]

Hmmm... I never have thoughts of "how can I bed him" when I come in contact with a gay man.

Gay erotica is sexy as it is. Having a girl in there somewhere just ruins the mood.

*throws the pipe bomb. waits for the bang.*

[erisesoteric]

You know, I think we've all just lost that fighting spirit...

[3peanuts]

I'm afraid nobody's gonna tell you...

And YOU my dear hetero male man (and meeting a male-man-not-macho-crap is becoming difficult nowadays) should think about this scenario: you ask two girls out in the same week (to take them into bed) and discover, after being dumped twice, that you were sooo lucky to ask out two persons who are eventually a couple. Funny? Ask my ex-roommate...